This time, she's sitting in the driver's seat leaning out through the window during her "I LOVE IT!" In one of them, she accosts a cashier at work LMAO. What are the early signs of cerebral palsy? I am still hating the gay bald widower who thinks that Botox is the secret to his grief. "We're going to Nana's!" Like the weeping thumb on the Botox commercial who weep, weep lost his husband. Planet Fitness with some angry black man who gets so happy because of his low rent gym. The most grating is the Ferrero Rocher spot with a woman singing its Christmas time again my loooove with her warbly, thin, reedy voice. Include more links to these ads, so those of us that have never seen them can hate them too! This new platform was developed exclusively for dental professionals to provide patients the most trusted oral care products. She must be a millionaire. The Moto-man - half man, half motorcycle. Has anyone mentioned the newest Shingrix (sp?) And second this is supposed to be on COMEDY CENTRAL. Also I think one of their taglines was something like "Now you never have to stop working!" James Cordon for WW. Aha! It's set in a tacky pink house with a little pink tunnel leading to her front door. She is an older thin coiffed woman who is giddy with the Christmas shopping bug! He used to be adorable, now he's just meh. Or a T-shirt that says This T-Shirt is a MITZVAH! I've recently noticed many commercials featuring mixed race, and mixed nationality, couples. The "I'm coming" line with the wink is cringe-inducing! I can't wait for the ad with suburban daddies presenting hole. He shills so much stuffwhy? This was when Bruce was the Ozzie Nelson type dad - no sign of Caitlyn - no Kanye. And those 5 minute commercials like that beauty product for baggy eyes. Not once until the famous Jack N the Box commercial did I ever hear the word chipotle ever uttered obviously especially at our restaurants. Who cares about his weak eye? What is going ON HERE??? Like most other things these days, you can pretty easily find the names of actors in TV commercials through a simple online search. Just stick to South Park Comedy Central. The new Liberty emu commercial is pretty fucking funny, no matter how CGI'd it looks. R63 so many to choose from: She's annoying in the phone commercial and SUPER annoying in the chip commercials with Dan Levy. Khloe Kardashian doing commercials for the game Candy Crush, with her scary plastic face and weird looking ass implants. Where did they find these people? It may only play on the Pluto app, as I havent seen it on cable. Kevin yells back, what! [quote] YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. The AT&T internet commercial with the mom who's Zooming with her kids and the connection starts to break up. The Amazon Go commercial with the bald woman doing interpretive dance in the aisles with her Millennial vocal fry voiceover Dont mind if I do! as she grabs a prepackaged salad that probably was made several weeks before. Lil' Nas has great delivery. All those Comedy Central commercials for that Charlamagne Tha God arrogant, instigator creep including the female voice over whom I have no idea what language shes even speaking. They started running again the horrifying Kevin Hart one where the whole house is screaming at the top of their lungs about fucking lasagna. Ugh - that AWFUL Kohls commercial with the kid asking the the old woman to dance!! This company must be preying on morons. You know they come up with the most bogus excuses as to why they want to hold on or get moms jewelry. Google Fi. Call me Mary - you know the aspca commercials about the poor freezing animals? Why was your fridge empty to begin with, bitch? Wheres the hello Im your penis commercial. Why can't he get a mild case of COVID so he can shut up for a while? Our advanced lined of products are designed to target and reduce your sensitivity. That fag deserves to be mentally unstable. The ones where idiot Rob Gronkowski tries to sign up for veteran's insurance because "I'm special.". The butter one where the kid comes home in the middle of the night and the whole family cooks him dinner. Readers Digest Partners for Sight Foundation is committed to maintaining compliance to the Web Content Accessibility Guidelines (WCAG) 2.0 Level AA standard for digital accessibility. Colgate (toothpaste). The PTSD dogs and cats are gone, too, R568. They each yell at the other without irony. Going to open the box. I have never been so annoyed by a commercial - and that's saying a lot. Please click here to register for free. Abnormal muscle tone. Cleaner taste. Maybe too much came out too soon, although Im sure shes used to that or shes not used to cream coming out in that hand motion but her reaction is so strange to say the least. That hungry root shit comes off like its meant for poor people who have empty refrigerators who want to get em packed with food no matter what it is. Jimmie Walker is even more obnoxious. For more information, please see our Is he her pimp forcing her to sell her car to finance his pedicures? This commercial does not motivate me to buy the product, only to change the channel. Cerebral palsy (CP) is caused by abnormal development of the brain or damage to the developing brain that affects a childs ability to control his or her muscles. Colgate 360 Optic White, Sonic Battery Powered Toothbrush Minions Kids Manual Toothbrush Gum Comfort Toothbrush Colgate Optic White Pro Series Powered Toothbrush - Black Colgate 360 Floss-Tip Sonic Battery Powered Toothbrush Triple Action Toothbrush Gum Health Sonic Powered Battery Toothbrush Extra Clean Soft Toothbrush I cant stand that Bud Light commercial they play every time where the unhot neighbor breaks through the wall and asks, Have you tried this?. I'd love to see "bad actor" in the buff. And she'll never have to do another acting gig in her life. They have nothing to do with eating cream cheese. "And now, we wear the pahnts!". WTF? The . In fact the blind kid should be first on the bus period. The one where the woman tries to tell her family that she saved $20 on a hair dryer by using Honey. "Do you have cheese?" They are selling the cream and not the cheese. The Citi credit card commercials with David Rose.I mean, Dan Levy. Or employees are paid to appear (as anyone else would be) and some do it for the money, yet we're supposed to believe what they're being paid to say? Especially if you're not middle to upper middle class with a gorgeous house with wraparound porch[/italic]. Most adults with any kind of money in the bank and decent pensions won't be eligible for whatever Jimmy, Joe and everyone else is bullshitting about. Love, The momma who relates 33 Share "Age is just a number and mine's unlisted!". There was Alec, with a man-voice, telling us all that he has a drivers license, and even showed him actually driving. UGH. Sensodyne ProNamel Gentle Whitening Toothpaste. What is she, Beanie Feldstein's understudy in Funny Girl? Both men come across as very smarmy. Somebody please send R226 some borscht for their contribution. The vagina commercials are hilarious but only because they trigger that dumb bitch Monica Cole and her One Million Moms (should be renamed Twelve Hundred Cunts to be more accurate) organization. Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\rWhen handsome Harry joins the session, \rHe makes a real cool 3-way impression (lol)\r\rCleaner breath. I dont understand that new Rakutan commercial. Credit where due, sounds like it should help some people. Your clothes would probably be subject to ransomware. The worst jingles, ever. ), [quote] Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. He looks old and sad just like Joe Namath. Khloe was with Lamar and by far the most interesting girl on the show. You tend to lose your sense of shame when you're broke. click ACCEPT. This ridiculous commercial has some librarian looking woman dancing around to another stupid song with the lyrics, [bold]"If it burns when you pee" [/bold]. There is some ad for delivery of pet supplies. Shop and browse your favorite Colgate products directly like toothpaste, toothbrushes, mouthwash, whitening kits, and kids dental care products. The Toyota commercial about Sams Bookstore burning down and the kid collecting books to reopen the store, overlaid with that maudlin treacle Rainbow by Kacey Musgraves. So does that mean your all crusty and used up if you have the audacity to actually wait to waddle down to get your high school diploma? Best of the Super Bowl ads? Then sit there for a little while. Wet Ass Plushy. That grocery worker who has tard-o whatever due to taking her psych meds. The boy just stares in awe at his uncle while playing basketball and eating snacks. Nothing is everythang!! 100% on board with the Prevagen haters. She is an actress that screams, DO NOT BELIEVE ME! Old lady "Martha" and her Medicare Open Enrollment commercial. Especially a Hess truck attached to a giant penis rocket ship. His 'business bag' was on his back. Fresh mix of social lifehacks and guidlines. Those just make me sad. The Medusa one where she kills a guy on a bar because he made a face. The singing is so horrible I have no idea WTF they are selling. It's not a hymn, you're just selling insurance! I hate these fucking NOOM commercials that tell you what a poor, put-upon victim you are, while trying to sell their brand of "therapy". The new 'Martha' ads for Medicare advantage plans is downright AWFUL. Youtube skin care ads where millenials talk incessantly with big doe eyes about how this product saved their skin and their sex life, apparently. Hang in there. Argh - it is November 2 and already that incredibly UN -funny older woman who is bursting into Ross with 2 shopping carts and is gleefully filling them to the brim with fabulous gifts from Ross. It actually hurts to listen to it. Yes cause we all know how he preaches tolerance amongst the Native Americans, the Syrians, the Jewish community, the Asians, lgbt community oh wait. I guess Walmart started it and Amazon is just as bad. What is the rating for the movie Old School? And the message it sends is, Sure these workouts will make you FEEL like a dancer but youll still LOOK like a blue collar linebacker compared to this little blonde gazelle, ha ha!. I always liked the one at the link when it was airing in 2007 and am glad to see it's been preserved on YouTube -- I wish current producers would follow its example. Than I think later on he was on Ex On the Beach with one of the girls he hooked up with on Big Brother. It's on every 15 minutes regardless of what you're watching. Afterwards they sit at the table and you just know wife and kid are found stuffed in a trunk a week later. She needs to drink more boost. First, this country tries to take away women's rights, and now, ad agencies are doing all they can to make women degrade themselves as if they were farm animals. That jewelry commercial where he writes to his fiancs dead dad asking to marry him. La-Z-Boy named actress Kristen Bell as its new brand ambassador, according to a press release shared with Marketing Dive. It just puzzles me that I, as a below the line person could survive not working for 7 months without substantial savings (I'm not touching my retirement), while these people are surely millionaires. Also was watching the show Killer Kids where I think its the Make A Wish cancer kids is a sponsor Its sick children in the commercial regardless and reminds me of how Drizly advertises for the show Intervention. When you literally turn things into black and white ONLY issues youre gonna alienate the rest and with their cash cow South Park now running new shows and repeats on Paramount Plus, what do you thinks gonna happen? I already hate the Mike Myers spot and I've only seen the shitty thing once. But let us be grateful that the horrible "real people, not actors" Chevrolet ads seem to be gone (hope I'm not jinxing it here). Fox is better. R482 That PD treatment those crooked carrot commercials are pushing is a drug that is injected into the penis. You still have to do all the prep work, like oH tHiS iS SO FUtuRistic!!!1! It follows me around Youtube and it will not stop. [quote]Can a gyno exam actually be done over a cell?! By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. I won't ever watch it again. That fucking Grammarly ad that plays before every Youtube video that starts "WRITING'S NOT EASY" delivered in the most eardrum rupturing Gen Z shrill girl voice! On the other hand I can totally see them being the types to shop there so stellar casting I suppose. And those goddamned Chinese Fung Shen dancers, or whatever it's called, which will inundate us for 3 fucking months. Also saw a commercial featuring Ebenezer Scrooge on a Pelaton or some other exercise equipment with the entire ad bastardizing the meaning of A Christmas Carol. This time, they're hanging in a karaoke bar. Has that women pooping one been mentioned? Anyone know who the muscle hunk is in this Just Egg commersh with Kelly? The Walgreens commercial with the UGLY red headed girl. I wish Pepto would bring back the Country Western version. [quote] The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. Wow, the pain in the ass Sling medical expert who needs a Western omelet is now on an Amazon commercial telling people to sign up because you can always cancel, to a bride about to go down the aisle. It's all a trade-off, I guess. Hundreds of helium-voiced bitches sitting around yakking. I never have much investment in even trying to pay attention to the boring iRobot commercials until I hear that bizarre slogan of theres: SO YOU CAN HUMAN! "So we're dancing now? Other than not showing the St. Jude cancer kid commercials they take the cake when it comes to worst commercials of this Covid era including plugging the stuff for other channels theyre forced to advertise. Body parts are floppy or too stiff. They do use scare tactic methods and are as dramatic as it gets (WHILE THE REST OF US DIE!!!!!!!!) "Thank You For Being A Friend" was a hit Andrew Gold pop song before it was ever the GG theme. Right away he starts going into all these statistics for black people when the question never was once implied metal health for only black Americans. You *were* "adowable," old man. R314 its awful. They have this thin bland woman who looks like she is wearing a blonde wig. R97, I haven't seen that one. I kept E Channel on most of the summer while I was packing -mindless hours of Sex and the City reruns and hours of Kardashians. The Rakuten commercial using "Whatta Man" by Salt n' Peppa. You've never been in my fucking daydream. With NEEDLES. Colgate Kids. Tired of his creepy looks and body. Natalie Portman in those commercials for Dior where she lip synchs cry by Janis Joplin! R200, Id rather eat that brick than the shit they show in that commercial. That he wasnt and was on the children of the corn on wheels, its the bus driver that needs to be disciplined and have action taken against them. Burlington sells more than just coats, their commercial already explains that. After he smiles, the girl smiles too and he makes her acquaintance. The Colgate commercial where none of the kids would let the blind kid sit next to them. R484, The best thing about all those "happy people" designer drug commercials is the incredibly loooooong list of side effects and potential bad reactions they're required to spell out in each commercial. Is that the one where he says of him and his wife"and we write." Cleaner taste. Outdoor adventure "bonding" weekend with his wife's male relatives - he ends up doing a very nasty belly flop offstage. How does this work? It's up there with the Beatle song torturer!! Cheap LGBT laughs for James' major embarrassing moment. Does Christopher on 9-1-1 have cerebral palsy? There are times that I call their numbers and complain why their fuckin commercials are so long and also mention why they keep using that 40 midget blanket pusher. But dont advertise something just to cater to your beloved preferred demographic when everyone is scratching their heads wondering what they hell theyre talking about. Szaz, not nasal enough. Some features on this site require registration. WTF is the point of the ridiculous Progressive ad with the father and son douchebags in a store while the son tries on jeans? Its a myth circulating on the internet referring to different products : cosmetics, toothpaste tubes, etc. I've had the (dis)pleasure of seeing Sharon Stone in two commercials in the last 2 days. The new one makes me laugh so hard cause theres a little boy in the new commercial and you can see him at the end lip syncing to the their theme music. What are 3 early signs of cerebral palsy? Smile with strength by protecting your tooth enamel with Colgate Enamel Health mouthwash. Mike Lindells new cancel culture preachy commercial is airing on Vice of all places. The same company has another ad for deodorant for your pits talking about "T-Rex arms". Some say the Mother says "Happy Birthday" and others say she says "Happy First Day" as in his new job. Her tone of voice is such an infuriating combination of smug and gotcha! Get Aidy Bryant off those horrid Gap spots. And I always imagine they smell like Pizza Hut anyway. . Shaquille s immunity system is not compromised. AND the new tag line for people with skin is stupid! I am fucking creeped-out by that psychotic Ambient-dream horror show commercial for Montefiore/Einstein Children's Hospital with the obnoxious soundtrack filled with people singing off-key, and the little girl rushing her stuffed unicorn to the ICU. It looks and feels like an SNL sketch. What happened to Al Bundy shilling for Nike? Sounds like something theyd have made Jefferson Airplane sing at the end of White Rabbit when performing on Ed Sullivan to phase out all the drug references. Is the boy in the Colgate commercial blind? The property brothers on the American Family Insurance commercial where they recite home decorating styles - cottage tudor, R95 that guy isn't Latino. I just looked up and there was a commercial for that Wen not!shampoo stuff. I love that hanes commercial, its balltastic ! The Duluth Trading Company "Funk No" underwear commercial. A commercial for some type of OTC heath product where it's "infused". That Peyronie's disease commercial is now shown throughout the day. Any fucking commercial with Kevin Hart screaming. Im not a car, Im a fucking human being! Like oh yay! As an old friend used to point out when describing the Madison Avenue mindset, "these are the people who came up with "clean your rugs this afternoon, entertain guests tonight". R505 The insurance commercials are ridiculous. They picked homely women so, yeah, I CAN picture all those Karens pooing! Glad the law requires them to list all the adverse reactions you can have. I know the game is popular - I used to play until I realized it's mind numbing, but how low will these people go? What can your smile do? an onscreen line reads at the end of the heart-warming commercial. Fuck! The commercials are long, tedious, and feature washed-up elderly actors and athletes that just make you sad. Very dopey, but the male electrician is kinda cute. Its for girls claiming to be only 18, yeah sure Anyway one of the bikini clad skanks is holding sunscreen and it squirts out and she has the most mortified look on her face. Other factors, such as infertility, can cause conception problems, but infertility is not a symptom or associated condition of cerebral palsy disorder. R236-I can only imagine how cringe-worthy the auditions were for that spot. GET IN THE CAR INSIDE THE GARAGE INSIDE THE HOUSE. The Jimmy Walker Medicare hotline commercials are so annoying that I flip or instantly mute em. . R409 I think you mean "the adowable teddy bear blanket". Now that the gecko is banished from the Jeopardy kingdom, I can't remember what he looks like. Or, just Kevin Hart. Most retirees are not eligible for free Medicare, let alone, Medicaid. I dont know if preview commercials for upcoming shows count but the one on MTV called Teen Mom: Young And Pregnant. No, R497 -- the poor pathetic man referred to above seems to be unmarried. ? And Dave yells Lasagna! Then they repeat this. I think the actor playing her the Flo actors real daughter. In the past, the woman screamed "I LOVE IT!" I cant understand the point of the way the woman does the cha Ching commercial - she does it dead pan and wears that weird wig. That kid screeching at the top of his lungs about wanting to watch Olaf should be thrown out a window. as she drives around, that seemingly inspire her for her story, as the writer gets a big smile on her face. which she proceeds to do. Lindells type followers needs specific instructions when using his advanced product like the modern towel. (lyrics below)Most said that this video may have been shown during the early 60's. so there :Denjoy!Whe. Check out the video at iSpot.tv:What Can Your Smile Do? That fucking guy who wont stop singing about his grilled cheese. Does anyone actually think Kelly Clarkson has Mayfair furniture in her mansion and not $8000 sofas and $4000 dining room tables? The ever present, "Darling, I spent $60,000 on a car without discussing it with you". She's so fucking annoying. Kids' toothpastes, toothbrushes and mouthwashes are designed for growing mouths, and have fun characters and colors that make brushing fun! That Gold Bond commercial with the pervy old black dude and the young guys with moist balls. Mom and Dad sniff the Downey and are instantly taken to nirvana. Some of the best toothpastes for older adults include the Sensodyne Pronamel Daily Protection Enamel Toothpaste for Sensitive Teeth and Sensodyne Rapid Relief Sensitive Toothpaste. The black gal covets and gives longing eyes to the other gal. Where are these commercials being shown? R242 He graduated from my high school and is now a student at alma mater. Enough with the fucking Shriners kids commercials!!!!! YES. Scary. Thank God for Target! PICK UP THE FUCKING LOTTO TICKET. so there are similar to their counterparts in that aspect but Id still never expect them do advertise for that nutcase. The girl doesn't come off as special. The commercials alone would make me run the fuck away. Is it supposed to be funny? Yes R208 those are real people on the medicine being discussed who have been compensated for appearing in the ads. It seems more like a cry for help on suicide watch. Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Analog Indulgence 35K subscribers 9.5K views 6 years ago Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Colgate (sub-brand of Colgate-Palmolive). It's "bruncha BUBBLE BATHa nice pedicure". The yeast infected yoga-bitch and her Joie de Hoo Ha make me want to shoot the television. I almost cried just now. I did not know that public surprise anal in Japan is a thing. Like the old one he did wasnt bad enough - ITS FREEEE! The other woman seems to be preparing breakfast. Who the fuck is coming up with this shit? The spot features a visually-impaired boy who gets on the school bus and takes a seat near a girl, where he finds an empty seat. But also because that's a sappy song that I didn't like when it was first released, sung by Louis Armstrong, and it hasn't improved with age. Just saw another stupid TeleDoc ad, though, that's not the name of the particular service in the commercial. I can't stand the little girl in the toilet paper commercial who's being toilet-trained and assures her mother that she's all through, only to say "Gotta go again" immediately thereafter. WTF? I've gotten very good at grabbing the remote and hitting the SKIP button as soon as I see Blondie bent over to show how you can't detect the diapers in her yoga pants. She was probably using a wet towel to dry herself off with. The burger king commercial with the whispering idiot narrator does the same thing. Colgate closed its toothpaste factory four months ago in Mozambique, leaving only a distribution unit for South African products. Isnt Vice supposed to be the ultra liberal counter to Fox News? Find your smile power and pass. That Keeps commercial with the guy who looks like Byron Allen with a gheri curl or probably just 80s Byron Allen. I believe it's Larry being Larry, wrong all the time, trying to legitimize crypto. ANYTHING for yooooou! . Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month. I'm waiting for March 15th with bated breath. The Colgate company in South Africa assured its customers in June that its products were 100 percent safe and said the United States did not import toothpaste from the country. The kids act like they're horrified by what they see, when in reality, they'd probably just shut the laptop or walk away. Just can't figure it out. Hey insurance companies, your commercials are not funny, cute or quirky. But wait! Why didn't they prevent that from happening? R148-The quality of the ad is such that it looks like Liev didn't want to be associated with a mattress ad, but the poor thing has to get work somewhere. Theres a difference. Whoever approved him as a spokesman needs to put down the crack pipe. So they talk about how they hand it down to each every time one is going through a rough patch in life. Bupkis. Explore opportunities. What sitcoms and canned dramas are you frumpy queens staring at? In 2019, the Colgate toothpaste brand sold almost 80 million units in the United States, while Crest 3D White sold just over 60 million. and that the garments hold 5 cups of liquid! I'm so pissed at Showtime for cancelling that show at a pivotal point! Call today to see if you're entitled to your MAH-NAY!". Is the guy Bubba Watson? The little twit in the Brainly App ad being disrespectful and condescending to her father. Come to think of it, think Ed Sheran sang one of the songs to those obnoxious jewelry commercials. Its exciting to play a major role in this iconic brands biggest product launch in two decades, said actor Luke Wilson. The best part is when the frau preggo wife waddles in and swears they had run out and he being a complete sociopath simply says we did. I needed him to be here.". I watch a couple of oldies like the Munsters on Cozi. Obviously he's a new chef. The begging for peoples hard earned money is usually always around the Winter holidays. But Big Pharma isn't really a thing , ok lol. A paste or gel dentifrice, toothpaste is an accessory used to help clean, maintain, and prevent tooth and gum disease. Enough! Anything with an overly enthusiastic Joe Namath. Are these all regional commercials? I never hated that guy - I thought he was the best one of the bunch. Who's directing these abysmal spots? The deep, weeks-long discussions about anthropomorphic geckos, vaginas, antidepressants. Some ads are regional, most aren't. My God I thought I was watching a infomercial. I had to quit because I grew to hate the American public too much to pretend the consumer is not a moron. The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. I do like that tidepod commercial with the sassy cookie smelling dad. R263, I like the other kid in that commercial who wants "wafer cookies!" The Hungry Root food delivery commercial where one of the women does that annoying sing-song thing: "Hungry Root caaame throooough!". We use cookies to ensure that we give you the best experience on our website. Who thought she was funny or would somehow make a good impression on the target audience (or on anyone)? There's no escaping some of these annoying TV ads. The ludicrous Shop-Rite can-can commercials look like some high school class project. A lot of the TV ads described in this thread must be regional. Flo and that insanely annoying guy in the progressive commercials makes me want to cancel my insurance with the company. Literally. Marie Fake Osmond is back with new Nutrisystem commercials. Shes an icon for over ten years. However it seemed like 90% of them were for prescription meds. The drug has a dumb name. I LOATHE that commercial with the woman driving the convertible with the band in the backseat playing "Grazing in the Grass" - what the fucking FUCK?! R516 - those bother me, because the spill has already happened and they're like, "here's a fully-wrapped roll that you're going to have to tear the plastic off of before you can grab a paper towel to wipe up the spill". And has she just sold the car they are riding in? Ugh.. And then he got pic frames in the background with the slogan Dynomite in the background. The more I think about that Hungry Root commercial the more pissed off I get. The south-Asian chic wearing the green jumpsuit in the Rakuten commercial needs her face punched. Makes sense like that commercial where his idol Charlamagne Tha God talks about the friends he lost to suicide. God I fucking hate that State Farm ad where the woman piles meat on the scale.

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